Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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