Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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