Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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