someone owes me an orgasm
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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