69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Randomize
