He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I ran out of diet so I'm mixing captain with a juice box. Being a mom has finally paid off.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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