guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
He shit in the fireplace
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