Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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