You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
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