i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
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