Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Sorry, my phone died and I decide to charge my vibrator instead. #priorities
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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