I don't usually arrange sex via text message
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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