im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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