My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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