I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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