no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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