I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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