So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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