I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
If the people youβre with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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