I wish I could be a nicer person. Or a more sober one.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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