I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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