even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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