some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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