How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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