at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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