So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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