i just google imaged poop.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
