where does the pee come out of this thing
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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