That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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