thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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