never play flip cup with pint glasses
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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