you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
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