Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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