Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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