Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
This couple is walking their pig around campus
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
Randomize