As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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