Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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