You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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