don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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