Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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