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Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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