And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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