But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Actions speak louder than pants.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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