But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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