he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
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