is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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