"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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