Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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