He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
