Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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