Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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