I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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