I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
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