You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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