My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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