In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
my poor anus
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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