So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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