New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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